01 SNOW WHITE vs ELSA
02 CINDERELLA vs BELLE
03 RAPUNZEL vs ANNA
04 FREYA vs RAVENNA
05 DOROTHY vs ALICE
06 QUEEN OF HEARTS vs WICKED WITCH
07 MRS CLAUS vs MARY POPPINS
08 KATNISS vs HERMIONE
09 GALADRIEL vs LEIA
10 MALEFICENT vs DAENERYS
01 SNOW WHITE vs ELSA
[Rappers: Snow White from <Snow White>, Elsa from <Frozen>]
Snow White versus Elsa!
Let the rap battle begin!
SNOW：
It's not lame that my aim here's
to tell you the truth
I'll hit it out of the park
like my name is Babe Ruth
Got a star on the
Hollywood Walk of Fame
The fact that you can't claim the same
is really a shame
I'm the original princess
you're a copy of a copy
I am porcelain and perfect
and your floppy hair is sloppy
I'm fragile but agile rarely cross
I am sweet, you can tweet
I am a treat, like a boss
ELSA:
Who the hell are you to step to me?
An aimless airhead
with a vitamin D deficiency
You got no skills
'cuz you're focused on your looks
And let's get to what was up with you
and those seven shnooks (Hi no!)
I've heard you sing
it's high-pitched chirp
You're dopey!
SNOW:
You're grumpy!
ELSA:
You're a bashful twerp
That squeaky, meek demeanor
is an awful choice
I can drown you out right now
with my powerful voice {Sing}
SNOW:
Um...you should know
that's not singing, you're just yelling
At least now I can't hear
the mean lies you're telling
You could've grieved with your sister
from the start
But no, you're the one
who's really got a frozen heart
You were selfish and deluded
when it comes down to it
Had the chance to do better
but I like a p*rn star, you blew it
As for your powers
they're hardly legit
You built a whole castle
with nowhere to sit
Does it really count as magic
if when you let it go
The only thing that moves
is ice and snow?
I talk to animals
and it always impresses
You're just a blonde snow-blower
in sparkly dresses
ELSA:
That's right, manipulating snow
I'm the best at that game
Which means you're under my control
'cuz that's your stupid name
And who eats an apple
a stranger gives ya? (Duh!)
And who needs a man
to save and kiss ya?
I'm savvy, strong, single
and so independent
You're the weakest role model
while I am transcendent
You're a forgotten bygone
yes, time is the cruelest
I'm the newest, the boldest,
and literally the coolest
So step aside and hide
Go find a cottage to clean
You're one ditzy princess
I'm a motherf*cking queen
02 CINDERELLA vs BELLE
[Rappers: Cinderella from <Cinderella>, Belle from <Beauty and the Beast>]
Once upon a time, in a faraway land.
There was a Princess Rap Battle!
Cinderella versus Belle!
Let the rap battle begin!
CINDERELLA:
Another princess in my shadow
come to covet my crown?
You clowns wanna throw down
with the best in a gown?
I'm the legendary story
of rags to riches
Thymes sharper than a needle
and I'm giving out stitches (ha!)
Like a wilting rose
you can't step to my flows
These girls are trippin'
did they cut off their toes?
I deserve all the praise
for the foot-fetish craze
I've got itty-bitty kicks
but legs for days
Let's look at your mentality
Freud loves your abnormality
The Stockholm Syndrome Story:
Beauty and the Bestiality
Of course you're bitter
I'm the number one star
Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage
no one cares who you are
BELLE:
What's my name? (Belle!)
What's it mean? (Beauty!)
I'm the perfect combination
of brains and booty
While I'm gaining knowledge
you're losing your pumps
Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots
and dishing out lumps
Cindy's dreaming she's important
well, somebody should wake her
This gold-digging trophy wife's
the royal babymaker
Fear the nerdy, wordy princess
'cause I'm throwin' more shade
Than the willow tree growing
on your dead mother's grave
You tale as old as time
sets us back fifty years
Do your chores, clean the floors
'til a man just appears
You're shallow and obsessed
with looks and how you're dressed
You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?)
Please, be our guest
CINDERELLA:
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow
'cause your prince was really hairy?
The Beast was in the friend zone
'til he gave you his library
Your points have no merit
You're jealous, declare it
Like I've always said:
If the shoe fits, wear it
I'm the American dream
with a fairy-tale wedding
You've got teapots for friends
and I think your man's shedding
Some things are meant to be
like love at first sight
Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah
he was mine before midnight
BELLE：
A relationship rookie
wants to rap about romance?
You can't fall in love
after just one dance
My prince saved my life
and don't be misled
I want a man in the street
but a beast in the bed
Your film stars mice and cats
with an old, fat fairy
Your silly story's shoehorned
into freakin' "Tom and Jerry"
You say you wanna party
next you run off down the halls
It's like you always choke
once you make it to the balls
CINDERELLA:
You think that's funny?
Here's a history lesson, honey
My movie saved the studio
when Walt was out of money
You followed in my footsteps
without me there's no you
Disney built an empire
on these tiny glass shoes
BELLE:
If you're so adored
where's your Academy Award?
I'm the smart female heroine
that can't be ignored
The moral of our quarrel
and why I've got you beat
it's what's inside that matters
not the size of your feet
03 RAPUNZEL vs ANNA
[Rappers: Rapunzel from <Tangled>, Flynn from <Tangled>, Anna from <Frozen>, Kristoff from <Frozen>]
Princess Rap Battle!
Rapunzel and Flynn versus Anna and Kristoff.
Let the rap battle begin!
RAPUNZEL:
My hair's so soft but I call so hard.
That my bed head brings
all the boys to the yard
I was the caged bird singing
busting back on the scene
This little lost princess
is the long-locked queen of
Rap-un-zel, right in my name
Coming back for my crown
with my magical mane
I'm a chef, guitarist, painter, potter,
scholar, singer, dancer
Knock me but like Elsa's door
you haven't got an answer
Your snowflake's not unique
and you're past your peak
Even the silver in your hair
is a losing streak
I can't believe how dumb you are
Hans took you for a sucker
I'll say it twice, you stink on ice
Did I mumble, motherf*cker?
ANNA:
I'm not ANN-a, I'm AH-na
I go ham when I wanna
You can't handle the drama
slam a damn prima donna
A once upon a timer
I know better than momma
Frozen fever so hot
I have to chill in a sauna
Blondie's only got three books
and mother that betrays her
And it doesn't even phase her
that she raised her with no razor
Sunflower in a tower
tricked by her kidnapper
Me? I woulda capped her
and frickin' witch slapped her
You're not the brightest lantern
and your mug is just fugly
The world on the street is that
your duckling ain't snuggly
Agoraphobic bore
and I don't know what's sadder
That you've never worn shoes
or that you're just a rope ladder
FLYNN:
I'm kinda like this oaf
but I'm dashing, smart, and beautious
He's a bigger horse's ass
than Maximus's gluteus
My dream came true:
the girl, the castle, the money
I'm the wanted man she wanted, man
the future looks sunny
This dapper rogue rapper's
now a royal insider
And since we got hitched
we are both Flynn riders
You think you're hot shit?
Well, your sister wad colder
I'll melt the ice in your heart
When I heat up, I smolder
KRISTOFF:
You'are a fraud, Eugene
I'll pop your head like a twist off
This robber's gettin' clobbered
when Kristoff gets pissed off
My reindeer Sven
is so damn frosty
Santa's like ("Damn! That's a cold-ass donkey!")
I love Anna, not her title
I would never two-time her
You're a terrible rhymer
a tower and social climber
You're a colossal debacle
Even Olaf knows you're awful
You're as crooked as your nose
I should dust you like Gothel
RAPUNZEL:
Can I end this business?
Hells yes, I can
With the business end
of my frying pan
Tied up and dangled
strung up and strangled
You'll have a brush with death
when you're messing with Tangled
FLYNN:
So hungry for a husband
once you left your isolation
RAPUNZEL:
We saw you getting Hans-y
at your sister's coronation
Snap engaged to a villain
before you cuddled up with Thor
FLYNN:
Looks like any dude'll do
when your love's an open door