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Zhizunbao
女，0岁
这个角色非常的神秘，他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
IMP
女，0岁
这个角色非常的神秘，他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
Bajie
女，0岁
这个角色非常的神秘，他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
BK
女，0岁
这个角色非常的神秘，他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
Xiangxiang
女，0岁
这个角色非常的神秘，他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
IFP
女，0岁
这个角色非常的神秘，他的简介遗失在星辰大海~
BK：Today is my sister's wedding and also the day I will be having a concubine. Ha ha ha ……
BK：That prune face is right now thousands of miles away at the Flaming Mountain. Even if she knew it, she could do nothing about it!
BK: The day before yesterday I was crossing the Luoyang desert when I saw a seraphi【和谐社会, 安全第一】dy lying prone on the ground, dying.
Bajie: Bro, what to do now?
Zhizunbao: Fine. No problem.
BK：Zixia, your name is melodious. Let me introduce my sister and brother-in-law to you. Xiangxiang, bro!
BK：Zixia, this is my brother-in-law, and this is my sister, Xiangxiang.
Xiangxiang: Miss Zixia.
Zixia: Can you stay here for your wedding?
Zhizunbao(with an embrassed smile): I guess so.
Zixia：What about your wife at home then?
BK: Wife? You two knew each other?
Xiangxiang: You've got a wife?
Zhizunbao: Already divorced.
Xiangxiang: Why I've never heard of that before?
BK: Well, sister! It's common for a man to have a dozen of wives. Take it easy! Bro, do you agree?
Zhizunbao nods with an embrassed smile: Yes, yes.
BK：Zixia, to tell you the truth, after two days together, I think I've fallen in love with you heart and soul. To show my sincerity, with so many bro's witness, I propose marriage to you. Take this- the Box of Moonlight- as my token of love. I hope you would say yes.
BK：What? What you say?
Zhizunbao to BK: Leave it to me.
Zhizunbao to imp: What did you say? Talented man, pretty woman, what a perfect match! How comes your objection?!
Zhizunbao: What exact is that test?
Zhizunbao (step back): En? (Sword drops from ZhiZunbao)
BK：Let me do this!
Zixia：Not for real! It's only a joke to you all.
Zixia: Who can pull it out, who cannot, means nothing at all.
BK: You bastards have made my place a hell of a mess! Monkey wrenchers shall die!
BK: Whoever stand in my way, shall die!
BK：What?!
Zixia: Oh~~~
Zixia: You're not lying to me, are you?
Zhizunbao: But I hate myself for I can't get the box back. I ……
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